Tickle Your Ribs!
Curated from funny people, who don’t mind laughing aloud.
Neil and Shiny dated for two years , but did not marry.
They discovered that they were not on the same landing page.
Professor: How do you make people notice you now?
Students: You have to really make an impression, to like and comment on you.
Alok introduced to guests at the party “ Folks, my job is to help you convert”.
The kid at the corner murmured to his dad “Does he work in sales or marketing?”
The counsellor asked to her client , ‘ Do you know the top reason why no. of divorce suits has doubled over the last decade?’
‘Lack of quality engagement ‘ was the prompt response.
A sales pro turned an actor. The Director was explaining the script.
He emphatically asked ‘ Where is the Call to Action’?
Why do most Java developers wear glasses?
Because they cannot C#
Why do parents of twin dislike SEO?
They have duplicate content.
Artist to the interviewer
I can make digital art easily , but when it comes to paper , I draw the line.
There’s nothing in the Guinness book about Digital DJs
They don’t hold any records.
How does an alum of a digitally transformed company talk?
If you want an insight into how COMPANY-X builds tech, let me know, I worked there for a while.
But I’ll need all the questions written in advance, in triplicate, and signed off by both your team leader and your line manager.
After that, I have an SLA of 12 weeks to reply. Any change request will need to be reviewed at the executive review, which meets quarterly.